officialannakendrick:

sextronautt:

y’all react to the word sex the way dogs react to the word walk

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zooophagous:

boujhetto:




Man’s best friend

I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

fucked his shit up

LMMFAOOOOO

He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”
fuckedupwonderlandd:

little-sub-princess:

I feel this on a spiritual level

So relevant though..
"You say I look high
After I lay back, tired and out of breath
From fucking you senseless.
But you don’t know how close to the truth you are.
Because the passion we create
Is a better high than any substance I’ve ever swallowed, snorted or smoked.
I feel more euphoric with you,
Than with pills.
More at home with you,
Than with alcohol.
And more at peace with the world,
Than with Mary Jane.
I never knew what addiction felt like
Until I tasted your lips.
I’ve never felt a high
Quite like you."
- After thoughts. (via mynameispride)
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"CALUM HOOD IS A FUCKING WHORE SENDING PEOPLE PORNOGRAPHIC VIDEOS OF YOURSELF. HAVE SOME FUCKING SELF RESPECT YOU SLUT!" - What people would be saying if Calum was a woman (via modernmissioharry)
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"The naked female body is treated so weirdly in society. It’s like people are constantly begging to see it, but once they do, someone’s a hoe." - Lena Horne (via paarasytes)

(Source: africantea)


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4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

(Source: molgera)

Why the fuck is sexuality so important to everyone?

ssweet-dispositionn:

Like who CARES who I like or who I don’t or what I like or what I don’t or who I wanna be with or love like why is everyone so fascinated by something so private and individual! They are my feelings, my wants, your feelings, your wants..why do we have to label everything and turn it all into a…

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kazei:

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